I received an MFA in Creative Writing and a BA in English from an accredited institution. I can, with very little effort, proofread, nitpick, and otherwise divide up a piece of writing into its grammatical pieces and point out its grammatical flaws, spelling and punctuation errors, and misuse of metaphor like the best of them.
And I too get a tiny eye twitch whenever I read internet writers type your for you're, there or their for they're, and forget to capitalize the start of a sentence or its proper nouns and to punctuate that sentence accurately.
But there is a point where we have to recognize the effect that living has on language. In Shakespeare's day, there were no standardized spellings for anything. Books were new, vernaculars were rampant and publishers were racing to put out as much written material as possible because it was a growing business. Hell, Shakespeare himself didn't spell his name consistently throughout his career. But Shakespeare affected the language in so many different ways (the term "household name" is itself an invention of Shakespeare) because he was:
a) creative, and
b) knew how the common folk were using language.
Language, particularly one as vibrant as English, is a changing thing and it will continue to change as long as people use it. And just like when the Gutenberg printing press changed the literate world by making bibles available to people in their own language, the Internet, for better or worse, is making all kinds of things possible with language.
For example, I've had some naysayers comment that the title of the blog should be Glaring Gaps since that is the more common cliche when it comes to talking about huges gaps in knowledge. The idea is that the gap is so big that it is staring, or glaring, at you in the face.
Ah, but a smart writer is a deliberate writer and I deliberately chose the oft misquoted Blaring Gaps for a purpose.
1. A gap really isn't going to literally glare at you, just as much as it isn't going to literally blare at you. When I think of glaring, I think of the kind of quiet, angry stare I give to people who correct my grammar incorrectly (like when they use whom because it sounds more informal). I know how to use whom and even when it's correct, it sounds wrong because of how our language is used. Whom is rarely used in America and it is so often misused that people are just going with what makes more sense: who.
2. These gaps that I intend to write about aren't just staring at you, they are setting off alarm bells, they are screaming to be changed. That is why I chose blaring. It actually fits the image I want to say. I realize that to the unread reader, it may seem like I made a thoughtless, unintentional, stupid mistake. But to that unread reader, I say keep practicing.
Metaphors are difficult and no one mixes and misuses metaphors in such a weird and fucked up way as internet writers. And grammar, in case you haven't noticed, is developing in a whole new way on the internet and, this is going to shock grammar nazis everywhere: IT'S OKAY!
No one is going to attempt to use internet grammar in an academic paper, but internet grammar is how most of us are communicating in written language and the internet and its users value efficiency and speed of writing and information more than grammar, intelligent dialogue, and accuracy.
Now I'm not gonna start not caring what I type: I will still type in Standard Written English. But I'm also not gonna get bent out of shape because someone used or didn't use an Oxford comma. As long as your message is clear to me, language has done its job. This is why context is more important than text.
The point is: language is supposed to be doing this. Languages that don't change with its users become dead languages. Writers who don't play around with metaphors and stick to the same old cliches and don't celebrate the many alternate versions of language are destined to go quiet into that good night. And readers who don't accept those changes are destined to find themselves fighting tired ghosts who have long since left their hauntings.
I intend not to go quiet as long as I have a voice to shout with. I intend to put those old ghosts to bed.